Things I Mumble to Myself During Zoom Meetings

Description

🤫 Introducing the “Things I Mumble to Myself During Zoom Meetings” notebook, the ultimate compendium for all those pearls of wisdom you wisely choose not to share out loud! This cheeky 6″ x 9″ journal is your silent partner in crime for every virtual gathering, because let’s be honest, what’s a Zoom call without a little internal commentary?

📝 Behind its durable cover (strong enough to handle a few eye-rolls), you’ll find 120 lined pages eagerly awaiting your sotto voce genius. Scribble down those biting comebacks, plot your snack break, or meticulously plan your escape from Meeting Purgatory. Each page is a confidante for your secret musings and the graveyard for all those “Here’s what I really think…” thoughts.

🎁 It’s the perfect gag gift for that friend who’s perpetually on mute, the family member who’s an eye-roll enthusiast, or the colleague who’s the reigning champ of “Sorry, I was talking on mute.” Watch their faces light up with knowing laughter as they recognize the indispensable ally you’ve just put into their hands.

✨ Features:

• Stealthy Cover: Robust enough to endure the deepest of sighs and the heaviest of facepalms.
• Handy Size: Small enough to fit beside your keyboard, yet large enough for your grandest unsaid declarations.
• Quality Lined Pages: Because even the thoughts you don’t say deserve a first-class seat.

🤣 Ideal for:

• The Zoom multitaskers and silent commentators.
• Anyone who’s perfected the “nod and smile” while secretly plotting lunch.
• The mute-button aficionados and champions of the virtual poker face.

💭 So, are you ready to honor your internal monologue with the recognition it deserves? Grab the “Things I Mumble to Myself During Zoom Meetings” notebook and let your silent musings bask in the glory of ink and paper. After all, some thoughts are too precious to be lost to the abyss of unpressed ‘unmute’ buttons. 🤐📓